Cheeto Chompers and Their Destruction to Humanity!

Written by Emma K.

Have you ever been very hungry and wanted to eat some chips? Were those chips the ever so popular Cheetos? Well, a newly trending Cheeto Chompers has shown up! But don’t let people fool you. They are not what they seem.

Popular influencers have started to promote a new product named Cheeto Chompers. The purpose of this product is said to be to protect your fingers from the dust on Cheetos. That isn’t the only reason people are using them.



Children across the globe are bringing these to school and showing their friends. It seems harmless. Yet, the moment teachers turn their backs, they lunge at one other, using the Cheeto Chompers to pinch each other! Some kids on TikTok are saying that it is a very serious practice. Others are scared they might get hurt. Rachel Boorishcookie, a 12 year old from Beatosu, Ohio was arrested for the most deadly pinch in the United States.



The creators of Cheeto Chompers are supporting the pinch. They believe that their product doubles as not only a dust protector, but also a master pinch enhancer. We need to come together and stop the Cheeto Chompers together!